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• Today I caught my GF on sexyfuckbook. FML.

  February 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Anonymous keeps commenting on every FML because he’s too much of a pussy to use his name. FML.

  February 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Seton Hall wants you to drink and drive, they don’t let you park after 2 a.m, I passed out and woke up to the security guard, I told him this is my dorm. FML.

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• SHU finally received my loan… and then sent it back to the lender. Now I can’t pay rent. FML.

  February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I get an early warning email from my math professor saying I’m not doing well in the class. He states I’m missing an assignment and my quiz average is low. Too bad I don’t have a textbook to do the damn work because it’s been back ordered till God knows when…thanks SHU bookstore! FML.

  February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Every time I’m hungry and go to the caf as soon as I get there my appetite goes away. FML

  February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• it’s Friday night at SHU, I just cleaned my bathroom because there’s nothing better to do. FML

  February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• ive been sick for the past 6 days, like hardcore sick. last night the fire drill went off at 3am and they made us wait outside for 45 minutes. worst part? all the healthy people kept pushing me to the back and now im sicker than before.. way to go shu for 3am firedrills! FML

  February 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • haha 12:32 am on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    get over it

• I got to class late and was a little afraid since my professor is really mean. I got in and my professor wasn’t there. he canceled class last night and emailed his TA who forgot to let us know…FML

  January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• First day back on campus and I stop in the library to print something and I get a sudden cause of explosive diarrhea and so i pack up everything suddenly, dart to the elevator and RUN to the fourth floor bathroom and spend the next 10 minutes in there. Great first day back. FML

  January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• During an exam I tried to fart but it was a wet fart and I had to sit in my mess for the entire exam! FML

  January 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just blessed my Jewish Professor. FML

  January 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• SHU changed my classroom 3 hours before class. And this wasn’t the first time. FML

  January 19, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:18 am on January 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Who ever made this big loser

• I made a right out of campus. FML.

  January 19, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:36 pm on January 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    your an idiot

  • Anonymous 6:38 pm on January 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you should really consider getting a life making a right off campus is not a big deal your just a big pussy go grow a set

    • Anonymous 12:46 pm on January 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      you clearly go to shu b.c. your an ignorant piece of trash. congrats you belong here.

  • Anonymous 10:25 pm on January 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lmao

  • Anonymous 7:18 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    woopty woo to my blood niggaz

    • Anonymous 8:45 am on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      its suwu for the bloods

• There are still people in college that can’t spell “gnome.” FML

  January 19, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:19 am on January 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Your trash and everyone gives you thumbs down. We all hate you including Sir Gnomington of Jubilee

  • Sir Gnomington 11:04 pm on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    No, Sir Gnomington is the Lord of the Green, he knows all, he sees all, and you only hate because you don’t understand