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• I spent $90 on SHU basketball tickets. Our team doesn’t know what a free throw is. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +34 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 11:39 am on January 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    We have the best individual players but our team chemistry and plays are non-existant.

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• I’ve been eating rotisary chicken and mashed potatoes for the past 3 months. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +20 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 11:15 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’ve been doing the exact same thing. AND I LOVE IT.

• I live in Aqunias. The school thought it would be funny to deprive us of any form of light. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +19 / -2

   

• I didn’t believe the myth about the seal; so my buds and I peed on it. I am now an employee of Walmart. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Every single employee at the cafeteria is an ex-convict. FML.

  January 6, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +17 / -1

   

  • shulove 1:06 am on January 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    not true…ones a marine sniper…no lie…tall white guy with polish-ish accent

  • Wolf 2:05 am on January 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    He’s the most awesome dude ever! Random arguments with him at 1 am beggin for a sandwich make life perfect lol

  • Swahili Jim 6:18 am on May 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ROMAN GAZDA…love that dude

• I went to confession and my life’s story even made minister John cry. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +16 / -1

   

• I got an email today from my professor saying how hard the course is and that we better not come in lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground. FML

  January 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -0

   

• I spent $150 on my Criminal Justice text book… I was given $35 as a buy back…. FML.

  January 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 3:15 am on January 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Only to be sold for $150 again

• My roommate’s fetishes are revealed when he’s intoxicated. Unfortunately those fetishes include urinating in my refrigerator. Fuckin’ Scott. FML.

  January 5, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -2

   

  • AQ 3rd resident/neighbor 12:18 am on January 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    HAHAHA FUCKIN SCOTT

  • Anonymous 7:46 pm on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lmao. totally know who this isss

  • Anonymous 11:14 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You’re a tool. You deserved it.

    Love, Dels.

• it’s Friday night at SHU, I just cleaned my bathroom because there’s nothing better to do. FML

  February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• my chem professor marked my test as a 0 when i received a 92….and i lost the hard copy to prove him wrong FML.

  January 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I went to SHU. FML.

  January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +20 / -9

   

• Everytime I walk down the aisle in the Cafeteria to find a seat, I feel like everyone is staring at me…BECAUSE THEY ARE. FML.

  January 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -4

   

• My friends were leaving one day after visiting shu, but I forgot to tell them you need an ID to leave campus. They were forced to jump the fence. FTL.

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -0

   

• The third floor of AQ is going to kill my liver and my morals. FML.

  January 6, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 1:02 am on January 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    that is true LMAO seen it and lived through it but havent experienced it but would like too lol

  • Anonymous 7:45 pm on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahhahaah. AQ Fam <3